Let your smile change the world, but don't let the world change your smile.
- Me: Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
- Hooters Waitress: Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-
- Me: *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
this gif looks like reiner’s doing some sort of magic trick behind him
How eren really got his titan powers
the titan here is you
FYI, there is an aquarium where you can shake hands with otters.
I’M PACKING THE CAR RIGHT NOW
I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.
*Update from the year 3000* not much has changed but we live underwater
How’s my great-great-great-granddaughter?
She’s doin’ fine